The World of Ninja

Sexican
Age:23
Children: 28 (That I know of..)
Height: 5'9
Title: Missing-Nin, Tortaga of the Refried Village

Sexican Style of Jitsu:This unique style has vicious techniques with wicked effects ranging from spicy burning, indigestion, and a lots of diaherria. The Mexican genjitsu destroys the enemies mind with repeative guitar strums and alot of "Jajajajaja's"

Taijitsu:
Bean Shadow Assualt: The Sexican hurls a vast amount of beans and hardened tortillas.

Ninjitsu:
Spicy Salsa Volcano: Volcanos erupt from the ground sprew loads of salsa. Once covered in a spicy salsa, this technique burns your cornhole so bad you can't sit for a week.

River of 3rd World Water: A sudden rush of tainted, putid water used to knock over the opponent. The water is so foul, the toxicity poisons the target leaving them with horrible bowel movements and nausea. The skill renders the target unable to hold down food, severly reducing stamina.

Genjitsu:
Mariachi Music: This technique is this backbone of the Sexican skill set, It's repeative beat and catchy lyrics force the enemy to sing along breaking concentration. This skill disables them from creating jitsu and escape plans.

Montezuna's Revenge: This is the "Ultimate" Sexican technique; this genjitsu forces the inflicted person to relive their WORST mexican food moment for 72 hours within a fraction of a second. It leaves the target completely flushed and drain of energy. Many times it renders the target unconcusion.

Passive Training technique: "Wetbacker" Years of swimming around the boarder has made all Sexican Ninja's invulernable to Water techniques and strengthening their own due to the vast knowledges of water currents.
Likes:
Peppers
Tequila
Mariachi Music
Donkeys

Dis-likes:
Apryl(March)
Running out of salsa
Work
and Boarderpatrol

I'm recruiting people to battle against Apryl's village! Join her or me as we rp our battles!
Also please create a character similar to mine.

Ok, we have our first two factions now join your sides!

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lets not, since Sanka has taken on Joshy's role, and as I am the MuffinKage, all bow down, bishes!

Name- Rose
Age- 15
Kids- none

Nutcracker jutsu
Jutsu that sends a volley of kicks and knee-ballers in the direction of the opponents hot dog, causing severe pain, infertility, passing out, and occasionly vomiting.

Man-Rape jutsu
My ultimate jutsu. llows me to screw my opponent, cauusing them to either run away or join my side.

Cuss-out jutsu
Jutsu that curses out my opponent until they become so disoriented that they pass out.

Schizo-Chick jutsu
jutsu that makes me start hearing and seeing things that aren't there, freaking the shit out of my opponents so badly that they run away.

Younger dragonbreath jutsu
jutsu that uses my younger brother's morning breath to kill my opponent instantly.

Since I'm a chic (and I assume Apryll and Nadia are 2) I'm for Apryll's team.

yeah, well as long as i breathe you wont win

Name: Raja (meaning King)
Age: 15
Ninja villiage: The Hidden Pastry Village
Status: Kage (YEAH BOW DOWN MOFOS)
Ninjutsu: All elementals including Muffin Style
Taijutsu: ???
Genjustu: ???

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Sneaks out of retirement to pour Mexican water into the hokage's tea.. That will get her..

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*sweat drops at the fail of a "victory"*
pft, go for the more direct approach joshy, watch and learn
*throws a kunai with an exploding tag attached into the hokage's office, the tag explodes and starts a chain reaction of dozens of tags which were earlier placed in the tower, the tower collapses and kills everyone inside*
too easy, but i like the hokage, so.... Muffin Style: Time Reversal Jutsu
*time rewinds a few seconds an everythings back to normal, nadia hokage-dono and joshy remember everything*
and THAT'S how you kill a hokage kids!